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Bored and Hormonal.
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1) SEXUALITY
Sexy
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Justin Beiber, so I can fucking punch him in the face with a fire hydrant.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
Death & Co. - "They took their time heading for the exit."4) What do you think about most?
My future
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"Yeah sure" I took Madz's singlet home by accident :/
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With clothes on
With clothes on
7) What's your strangest talent?
Living
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money, Boys will laugh at girls when their not funny - Good Charlotte
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Yes, it's called Jordan's lullaby. My dad wrote it when I was born.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Wednesday, in Photography, in the dark room....by myself, listening to Whitechapel.....then someone walked in and asked me what I was doing...yeah
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
uh...rapists, ghosts, the dark, moths....crowds, the future.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
yea I just put a pencil up there.
13) What's your religion?
I-Fucking-Hate-People-Ism.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Gardening
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
This Wild Life
17) What was the last lie you told?
That I felt alright
18) Do you believe in karma?
Yeah
19) What does your URL mean?
Song lyrics
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
behind the knees, my nose
behind the knees, my nose
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
Andy Biersack or Jeremy Ferguson
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yeah
yeah
23) How do you vent your anger?
I go outside and throw a cinder block around and kick the bins....then I sit down on the rocks
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
CDs, Stuffed animals, candles....
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Neither
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
Eh. 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
Crying children, frogs
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
what if i was dead
what if i was dead
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
no
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
right - container of pumpkin risottoleft - pillow
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
apple and cinnamon candle
apple and cinnamon candle
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
Public toilets.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
what?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Andy Biersack
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Nothing, we are an insignificant life form. And I don't care what you say, if humans didn't exist the world would be a much better place.
36) Define Art.
An expression of feelings and a form other than words
37) Do you believe in luck?
no
38) What's the weather like right now?
Night time freezingness
Night time freezingness
39) What time is it?
8.46pm40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
no
41) What was the last book you read?
Animal Farm, for school42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
not really43) Do you have any nicknames?
yea
44) What was the last movie you saw?
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
My period
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
yea.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
The Real Slim Shady.
48) What's your sexual orientation?
Yes49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Idk. but Idc if there is.
Idk. but Idc if there is.
50) Do you believe in magic?
no
no
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
yea52) What is your astrological sign?
Cancer
53) Do you save money or spend it?
both
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
Idk
55) Love or lust?
love
56) In a relationship?
yes
57) How many relationships have you had?
idk58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No59) Where were you yesterday?
At home then I went to a partay
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
my DS
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
no
62) What's your favorite animal?
my dad called me a goat....but i like
my dad called me a goat....but i like
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
my massive horse penis....jk
64) Where is your best friend?
idk
65) Spit or swallow?
Spit I guess
66) What is your heritage?
idk
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Ummm.....talking about talking vaginas and 'shlurp'
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
Butt
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
no
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Fuck my job!
72) You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) I tell peopleb) lots of sex and drugs.....jk
c) a little
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
love
love
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Christmas is all around75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
nup
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Penis....jk love?
Penis....jk love?
77) How can I win your heart?
idek
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
yeah
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
to kiss my now boyfriend....
80) What size shoes do you wear?
7-9
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
rip82) What is your favorite word?
Butt-tickler
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart
dick
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
Fuck85) What's the last song you listened to?
The real Slim Shady
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
Wine colour
Wine colour
87) What is your current desktop background?
MattG pointing to his elbow, saying Dingus
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
the human race
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
"What are you watching?"
"What are you watching?"
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'll laugh and sacrifice a heart to Satan......lol 7 Days
I'll laugh and sacrifice a heart to Satan......lol 7 Days
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
THE HOOBES! (basically when your dick goes a magic colour then falls off and regrows a different colour)
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
ummmm....idk93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
idk
idk
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Andy B
Andy B
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Germany
Germany
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
i dont think so
i dont think so
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
yea
yea
98) Ever been on a plane?
yea99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
DICKCHEES!
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Virginity...:D
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I was watching youtube....i zoned out a bit and zoned back in on, 'I have a puckered pink virgin hole."
Believe it or not, im not watching porn!
Believe it or not, im not watching porn!
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LoL what an idiot!
3 min read
So just a discloser. If you like one direction and are easily offended by haters just don't even. But this chick right! XD Killed me!
I had this conversation on omegle and i typed one direction as my common intrest just so i could tell people i hate them and see their reaction which most of them were priceless!!
Anyway....here you go!
I had this conversation on omegle and i typed one direction as my common intrest just so i could tell people i hate them and see their reaction which most of them were priceless!!
Anyway....here you go!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like one direction.
You: i hate 1d
Stranger: why
You: coz they're terrible
You: y else?
Stranger: there perfect
You: ewww
You: no
You: have u ever met them?
Stranger: yeah
You: really
Stranger: duuh
You: do u know them personally?
You: do u hang out with them on weekends?
Stranger: duuh
Stranger: im Eleanor
You: do u share drinks with them and get drunk and have sex?
Stranger: listen im Louis Tomlinsons gf ELEANOR CALDER
You: who?
You: y would i know who u r if i dont care at all?
Stranger: ELEANOR CALDER
You: yea?
You: who?
Stranger: google me
You: no
You: googles not working
Stranger: your just a hater
You: yes
You: but i have reasons
Stranger: why
You: coz there are musicians in this world that are actually true to them selves and sing about real things that mean something to them and will for a long time not just a girl they banged or a party
You: that is y
Stranger: one direction never sings about banging girls
You: whatever im just saying pop stars in general
Stranger: theres no reason to hate one direction
You: i used to like one direction then i got really depressed and i realised in that time that what they sang about was a lie and that they didnt give a shit and there are artists out there who i can relate to
You: so there
You: thats y i dont like them
Stranger: well they helped me thru alot
You: how?
Stranger: many reasons
You: name a few
Stranger: the song little things
You: who was that written by?
Stranger: one direction
You: i thought it was by ed sheeran
Stranger: nope
You: really
Stranger: yeah
You: coz it says here that it was written by ed sheeran and fiona bevan
You: ....
Stranger: LITTLE THINGS BY ONE DIRECTION
You: yes they sang it
You: they didnt write it
You: do you not know anything? i thought u were louis's girlfriend?
Stranger: im jusy a beard
You: ok>
You: ?
You: what the hell
Stranger: im a cover up for harry and louis relationship
You: yea
You: fangirls....
Then she left XD and I cried on the inside from laughter XD
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Weather....:P
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Its raining and sunny!! Rainbow?
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'How Old' meme :D
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Lost your Virginity?
Never!!!! *gasp*
Lost someone close to you?
Never....or not that I can remember
Consumed Alcohol?
Like a proper drink? September of last year so 15, I guess....I can't remember anything before that XD that wasn't just a sip or something
Received a kiss?
Fuck.....um.... from a boy that wasnt a family member or family friend....7?Went to the hospital?
Like 4 or 5....maybe younger.... I hadn't taken a shit for like a week so I had to go to the hospital XD LOL I SUCKED AS A CHILD!!! maybe thats y i dont like butt stuff...
Has a broken heart?
shit balls!!!! I don't know these things!!!! 12 maybe.... maybe 11 XD 'young love is such dumb love, call it what you want it was still enough' - Kids in Love, Mayday Parade
Lost a pet?
Sadly 8 was my first major pet...all the pets that died before that were fish so they didnt really count coz i didnt cry...except when my catfish died 
Went to a concert?
15....this year 
ParamoreMet someone famous?
I don't know, hes a family friend so ages ago!! Jerry the drummer from Men At Work!!!
Got in a car wreck?
Never?
Dyed your hair?
Never Flew on an airplane?
I don't know.....
I don't know.....
Went to another state?
I have no ideaGot a tattoo?
Too young
Had a piercing?
8 or 9
Smoked pot?
Nope
Nope
Smoked cigarette?
Never
Never
Went to Disney land or world?
Nah
Nah
Broke a bone?
Never
Never
Had a long term relationship?
14 
Passed out from drinking?
No
Were dumped?
Never...I seem to always do the dumping 
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